I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Boner

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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