Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Women's Rights

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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