What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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knock knock come in!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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