- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

mark is religion

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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