- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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