What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Guess what? The Game.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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potatoes

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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