Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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5 people are walking

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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How old is your mom Dead

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42

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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womens rights.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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