Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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