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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre