READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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more chocolate?

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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