A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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National security?

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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knock knock? come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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