- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Today is March 22.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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