- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Vicky is my best friend.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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