1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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punchline below punchline above

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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