Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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