- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Corn Muffins

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

I'm 4 and what is this?

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

I have suicidal thoughts

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Hillary Clinton

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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