A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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I'm Jewish

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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this is not a joke.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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