What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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the game

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Anti Joke

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