Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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