I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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