- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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