- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Your wife died during the delivery.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS