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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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