Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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balls

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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