Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A blind man watches TV

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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