- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Because she has down's syndrome

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Do you like apples? Yes

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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