- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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