- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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