- Anti Joke

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.