What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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