- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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