What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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