- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

what do you call obama a dumbass

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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