What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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