- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

The Joke Below

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

hey, my names mark.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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