- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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