- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

This joke is the worst joke ever.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

gabbi nunez ;)

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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