why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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