- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

I can count to potato.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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