What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

A Pakistani news reader.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

William wright is Gay

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Who wants $300? Me too.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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