- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Keanu Reaves

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Seven

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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