- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

sorry son your nanas been put down

RUN

What did david give back? Nothing.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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