A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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