- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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