What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

joke under this line wins _________________________

NASCAR being considered a sport.

No thank you, I don't like violence

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

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