Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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gay porn...

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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