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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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