- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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