- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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