- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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