- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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