What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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