- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

One day a man walked into a wall

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

potatoes

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

why did matt die? He had cancer

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

my wife came out of the kitchen....

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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