- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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