- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Moral

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Error 37.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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