- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

I was once a hamster.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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