Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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