- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

I'm HIV positive.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

angelosnyder is not gay

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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