- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Lets Go Lakers!

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A black man has a job.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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