Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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