- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

poop nuff said

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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