- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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