A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Religion.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Your existance.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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