Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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