What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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